SSCE'11: Charlie 2 Shiz

Secret Santa: Character Edition 2011 = Charlie 2 Shiz


Wreaking something terrible of smoke and alcohol, the punk vampire threw his arm around the drow invading his personal space with a sneering grin. He never really explained himself much other than mumbling something about some “stupid Santa thingamajig” and how he got some weird black elf named Shiznit, and expected more “bling”.

“Anyhow you've gotta be the dude cuz they said this is where ya'd be. At least yer not as ugly as fuck like the last elf-orc-whatever-the-hell dude I had that one time. Totally jipped out a year on this whole ordeal after that. But got dragged back in. Meh. Whatev. Anyways, I totally have no frickin' clue about tributes for your lady and all but think I slapped up one that is pure GENIUS! Cuz one thing I've learned, elf chicks or otherwise, most broads love being treated like goddamn freakin' queens! Pamper the hell outta em and tell em they're pretty and shit like that and they act like puffed-up-peacocks! So if ya want a tribute to yer girlie, I figured let's run with it! Had a brilliant idea too! Seeing as you people have some weird shit about dancin' naked or some such, I went on a drinkin' binge for all the beers that got scantily-clad chicks on em or with their boobs all spillin' out and drained em all dry. And then built a goddamned castle outta em! Castle fer yer queen! Ha! Left it outside one of them there temples for your exhibitionist dancer goddess. And left a sign so they'd all know whom it was for, too! Go Lady Aluminum or whatever the hell! Oh! And I don't know much 'bout leather armor or how it can make ya sneak any better but here's some gloves I yoinked during a brawl. Figured you might like em.” He thrust a pair of gloves at Shiz that were stitched with the words 'Live Free, Die Hard' on them. “Likely ain't gonna fit perfect but seemed as if ya might appreciate the sentiment on em. What with the whole tragic backstory and all. I gotta say dude, stay free. Don't let em ever take ya back.” Charlie seemed to sober some at that, flashing the peace sign with two of his fingers before going to walk away. And pausing to let that ridiculous fanged smile return to his scarred features. “Oh, and I don't know what the fuck you're on, but all dogs fuckin' blink, dude. Just sayin'.”

....And the Eilistraeen priestesses came out to find a giant castle of beer cans and bottles, some crumpled, and a poorly spray painted sign propped up mentioning something about some Lady Aluminum. And had no idea what the heck was going on o.O



lol *shakes head and laughs* man I felt so bad when Charlie of all my characters got Shiz. Last year I lucked out in getting Poldalle attached to Shiz...this time...not so much. I apologize Shiz in advance!!!!!! lol The picture itself pretty much sums it up haha though the voice bubble is a very dumbed down version of Charlie's rash ramblings And it's a freaking miracle people! look! NO cigarette!!!! @.@ it's a RARE thing that Charlie's not puffing like a smoke stack haha.
Tried out Shiz's new hair cut for the first time but I think it looks a worse royal mess when I draw it than what he did to it actually hahaha! Boy was not cooperating with me @.@ Maybe Charlie horrified him too much At least hopefully he'll like the gloves some As Charlie wears a leather coat but doesn't know much about armor, and he doesn't understand what a "blink dog" is. And he kinda got confused on "Illium" and got drunk and somehow confused her name for "Aluminum" and built her a lovely castle @.@ that I'm POSITIVE is not the tribute Shiz had in mind awe well...at least he didn't openly insult him and try to buy him health care products cuz he was ugly like Charlie did for the last person he got o.O

vampires are mean, people. just saying.
oh, and man was it weird drawing Charlie next to someone he was actually TALLER than @.@

Happy Holidays Shiz from Charlie


Shiz "Fehln" Rhylnvirr © Kristen Collins
Charles "Charlie" Simons & image © me, Val Barry